A DM2 Story Idea That Never Came About…
…because I’m too damn lazy to write it.
Even with his advisory job with the AVL, Gru’s finances are a bit on the tight side. When he reads about Hostess going under, the light bulb goes off. He and Nefario manage to obtain the recipes and create a delicious line of cake snacks called “Little Aggies” (with Agnes on the front, of course). They’re a huge hit. People can’t stop eating them. Literally.
Ramsbottom calls Gru and Lucy in (Lucy carrying a dozen or so “Aggies” in her purse, and munching merrily away). He informs them that AVL forensics have analyzed the “Little Aggies” line and discovered they contain a highly addictive chemical compound. He demands that Gru put a stop to this, because even HE can’t stop eating the damned things!
Gru pleads innocence, so he and Lucy head to the lab, where they confront Nefario.
"…I thought you wanted people to buy ‘em…”